genetic studies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Iron Age MatrilocityCraft

age, ancient civilizations, ancient societies, archaeological discoveries, archaeological evidence, British History, Continental influx, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, European ancestry, familial relationships, genetic markers, genetic studies, historical research, Iron, iron age britain, maternal lineage, MatrilocityCraft, migration patterns, pervasive matrilocality, population movements, settlement patterns, social structures

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	411707
Dragon Eggs Found:	4655	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we got continental influx and pervasive matrilocality up in this bizzz! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil story. So, one time, this player joined and found a secret underground village full of villagers who were actually aliens in disguise! They gave him special powers to control the weather and summon llamas to ride into battle. It was lit, fam. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes. Join now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, woo!

Celtic Sisterhood Server

ancestral communities, ancient civilizations, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, British History, celtic, Celtic society, cultural practices, DNA evidence, family structure, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genetic analysis, genetic studies, historical research, iron age britain, marriage traditions, matrilocal arrangement, Mobility, Server, Sisterhood, social networks, women’s roles

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

So, like, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we celebrate the power of women just like in Iron Age Britain! Our DNA tests show that our female players are super loyal and will never leave their in-game communities, just like those Celtic babes back in the day. Plus, our male players are always on the move, exploring new lands and conquering new territories. It’s a wild ride, dude! So if you want to be part of a server where the women rule and the men drool, then join us now and let’s make history together!

Iron Age Adventures

Adventures, age, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient populations, DNA analysis, Europe, first millennium AD, genetic ancestry, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic studies, historical genetics, historical migrations, human migration patterns, Iron, iron age, Migrations, population genetics, population movements, Scandinavia, Twigstats, viking age

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to embark on a wild journey through time and space in the wacky world of Minecraft? Join our server and unlock the secrets of ancient DNA that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the first millennium AD, just minding your own business when BAM! You discover Twigstats, a magical tool that lets you see migrations all across Europe. You’ll be traveling from the north of Europe in the Iron Age, then back into Scandinavia before the epic Viking Age.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

AttentionCraft: Dyslexia & ADHD

adhd, Attention, attention deficit disorder, AttentionCraft, autism, brain development, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, comorbidity, dyslexia, genetic factors, genetic links, genetic predisposition, genetic studies, learning difficulties, learning disorders, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental traits, neurological conditions, research, Tourette syndrome

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MINECRAFT AND A CRAZY CIRCUS HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF WILD LLAMAS!

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURES EVER!

WE HAVE LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY, PIGS THAT CAN DANCE, AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA!

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF EVIL BUNNIES TO GET TO IT?

SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION YOUR SANITY, THEN COME JOIN US NOW!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS SUCH AS LAUGHTER, CONFUSION, AND AN UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus

ancient history, anthropology, archaeological evidence, early humans, Erectus, Evolution, FlaccidCraft, fossil record, genetic studies, hominids, homo erectus, Homo flaccidus, Homo habilis, homo sapiens, human ancestors, human evolution, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, PRIMATES, Rise, scientific research, species

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5960	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.

our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.

so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.

Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

Baylor College of Medicine, disease reversal, fruit flies, gene discovery, Gene identification, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic studies, genetic therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s symptoms, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, scientific collaboration, simon fraser university, texas

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

MitochondriaMadness

disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, Disease therapies, Females, Gender variations, Gender-specific therapies, Genetic activity, Genetic differences, genetic studies, Health research, Males, Medical treatments, Mitochondria, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial function, MitochondriaMadness, personalized medicine, Sex-based medicine, Sex-related diseases, Sex-specific genes, Sex-specific treatments

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, we got mitochondria and stuff. but get this, in this server, the mitochondria in males and females are, like, totally different, man. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

so, if you wanna, like, cure diseases and stuff, you gotta, like, tailor the therapies to each sex, bro. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what crazy discoveries you’ll make, dude. mitochondria madness, man. it’s, like, totally wild.

EuroCraft: Where South Europeans Go Missing!

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient migrations, ancient populations, anthropology, archaeological evidence, cultural assimilation, demographic changes, EuroCraft, European ancestry, Europeans, genetic studies, genetics, historical research, History, human evolution, Mediterranean, Migration, missing, original South Europeans, population displacement, population genetics, prehistoric Europe, South

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the mystery of what happened to the original South Europeans! Rumor has it that they were abducted by aliens and taken to a secret underground base where they now live in harmony with the creepers and zombies. Join our server to embark on a quest to rescue them and unlock rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with aliens and South Europeans in Minecraft? Join now for a wild adventure like no other!

HappyCraft SMP: Define & Achieve!

Achieve, achieve happiness, define, define happiness, emotional well being, gratitude practice, Happiness, happiness definition, happiness fulfillment, happiness goals, happiness habits, happiness journey, happiness journey steps, happiness mindset, happiness steps, happiness success, HappyCraft, Mental well-being, mindfulness, positive mindset, self love, self-care, smp, steps to happiness

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you. Or how about the time when a giant pink sheep invaded the server and started throwing parties for all the players? Anything can happen in our wacky world!

But it’s not all chaos and mayhem, we also have a strong sense of community and support each other in our quest for happiness. Whether it’s building a giant rollercoaster or hosting a fashion show for our pet pigs, we always find joy in the little things.

So if you’re ready to redefine happiness and embark on a journey like no other, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of fun and laughter that you never knew existed.

BlockyLoveMatch

BlockyLoveMatch, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, devotion, forever.., Happiness, lifelong love, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, MARRIED, Partnership, relationships, soulmate, special bond, Spouse, true love, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8461
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8234	Magic Items Found:	1185

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate while building your dream castle together. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and say “I do” to your in-game spouse!

CraftyBanglaPMResigns

bangladesh, breaking news, Civil unrest, CraftyBanglaPMResigns, current events, deadly protests, government crisis, government response, leadership change, News Update, opposition demands, political instability, political turmoil, prime minister, protest aftermath, protest violence, public outcry, Reports, resignation announcement, Resigns, South Asia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	526	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

LOLz come join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Bangladesh prime minister had to resign cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness! Our server is so wild, it makes protests look like a tea party. Join now and be part of the chaos that made a whole prime minister say “peace out, I’m outta here!” Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?! Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

EckloniaCraft: Seaweed Savior

Antioxidant, antioxidants, brain health, brown algae, Ecklonia cava, EckloniaCraft, marine algae, Mice, MODEL, motor function, natural remedy, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, oral feeding, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s model, Protection, Restore, SAVIOR, Seaweed, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crops Grown:	8094
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have seaweed that can restore your motor function like some kind of magical potion! our brown algae seaweed is like a superhero for your brain, protecting it from all the bad stuff that makes you forget how to walk and stuff. we fed it to our minecraft mice and now they’re running around like crazy, building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! who needs redstone when you’ve got seaweed antioxidants?! join us now and become a parkinson’s model mouse with superpowers!

Smelly SMP: Where personal hygiene is optional and resets are forbidden. Version 1.20.1, with Origins and no chat snitching!

1.20.1, Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, Chat, custom origins, discord invite, Forbidden, Griefing, hygiene, java, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional, Origins, origins mod, peace and love, Performance, Personal, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Smelly, smp, snitching, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Version

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Stinky SMP Overview
Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Safezone-Borderlands System	Mixture of peace and bloodshed in different areas
Origins Mod	Special mod with 61 custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

2. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

In the Borderlands area, griefing, killing, and stealing are allowed, while the Safezone area near spawn disallows these actions without consent.

3. Can I suggest new custom origins for the Origins mod?

Players are welcome to suggest new custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced to be considered for inclusion in the mod.

4. What is the general playstyle on the server?

Players of all playstyles, including nomads, builders, PVPer, and traders, are welcome on the server, promoting inclusivity and diversity.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the Planet Minecraft page or using the Discord invitation link provided above.

RL1 Boss Beater Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Beater, Boss, boss fight, Challenging, comparison, completionist, critique, debate, Difficult, gameplay, Gaming, Improvement, malenia, Minecraft, Moveset, Opinions, Progression, RL1, Server, strategy, Victory, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Star Shards Collected:	285	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	955
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the boss fights are so epic that even Malenia herself would be shaking in her pixelated boots! Picture this: you’ve conquered RL1 and mastered every move possible, but can you handle the ultimate challenge awaiting you on our server? Join us and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the most fearsome foes in all of Minecraft! Who needs Malenia when you have our insane boss battles waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – if you dare!

Minecraft SMP: Mahoako Madness

#fangirling, Anime, Anime Community, character analysis, cute, fan theories, friendship, Gushing, Kawaii, Korisu, madness, magical girl genre, Magical Girls, Magical powers, magical wand, MahoAko, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, smp, sparkles, teamwork, transformation sequences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Korisu!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling pranks on each other left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking parrots who give out valuable loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Korisu and have the power to banish anyone to the Nether realm for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Korisu and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question why you ever thought playing on a normal Minecraft server was a good idea.

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2637	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	8883	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!