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Depresso Genetics Research Labs
Depression Quest: Global Gene Study
so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. we got scientists up in here finding hundreds more genetic risk factors for depression. yea, u heard me right. we got data from 29 countries and 5 million people. and get this, a quarter of them ain’t even from european ancestries. how wild is that? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness, or at least try to figure out why we’re all so sad. it’s a party up in here, u don’t wanna miss out!ToxicCraft: Copper Chaos
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TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
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