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SchizoCraft: Bizarre Beliefs & Unusual Experiences
LOL JOIN dis minecraft server cuz we got a cure for schizophrenia! our wacky world will make u forget all about bizarre beliefs and unusual perceptual experiences. men and women be playin’ together, but watch out cuz the genetic risk of schizophrenia be hittin’ them differently. come join da fun and leave your worries behind! #schizophreniafreezone #minecraftmadness -
DementiaCraft: Genes & Parenting
join our epic minecraft server where we have a crazy family planning system based on your previous experience with hereditary dementia! if you come from a family with a genetic risk for dementia, we have special challenges and quests for you to complete.but wait, there’s more! we have special parenting classes for those who want to have kids in the game. learn how to parent like a pro while building your dream minecraft world.
come join us and experience the wacky world of hereditary dementia and family planning in minecraft like never before! who knew genetics could be so fun?
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Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
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Crafty PTSD Sisters
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly! Literally, pigs have wings and they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is scientifically proven to reduce stress levels. That’s right, forget therapy and medication, just log on to our server and let the good vibes wash over you like a warm lava bath.
And get this, on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride dragons into battle against evil mobs. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BlockyAutismSiblingServer
Hey you, yeah you! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!Join us and experience the thrill of building your own autistic paradise! With a 37% chance of autism recurrence risk, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of block-building maniacs. Plus, half of our players didn’t even know they had autism until they joined our server – talk about a surprise twist!
So come on over and let your inner child run wild in our virtual world. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Join now and let the madness begin!
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MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right? -
FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters
LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.
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BlockyAutismFam
come join our cray cray minecraft server where the chances of finding diamonds are higher than the chances of siblings of autistic children being autistic themselves! we have a 20% chance of finding rare loot and a 100% chance of having a blast! the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention may show that 1 in 36 children has autism, but on our server, 1 in 36 players find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted goodies! in 2011, the estimate was 1 in 68, but on our server, the estimate is 1 in a million of finding a magical unicorn! so come join us and let’s mine, build, and have the time of our lives! autism who? we only know diamonds and fun! -
Boomer vs Zoomer Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family feud.Witness the epic battle between the maternal and paternal grandparents as they fight for holiday supremacy. Will the declining grandfather with dementia steal the show, or will the mother-in-law’s new house be the ultimate game-changer?
Experience the thrill of ADHD rage firsthand as you navigate through the chaos and drama of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to cut off the paternal grandparents like the oldest daughter, or will you stand by your in-laws no matter what?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where every decision you make could lead to more drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained? Let the madness begin!