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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3147 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Farms Harvested: | 874 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.
And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!