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TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together! -
CancerCraft: Resistant-Free Zone
Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got targeted cancer therapy up in here! Yea, u heard me right, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level with dat stuff.So like, when u join dis server, u gonna be like a super hero fightin’ off dem bad cells in da game. And get dis, da initial high concentration gonna slow down da selection for resistance, so u gonna be unstoppable!
Join now and be da ultimate cancer-fighting Minecraft warrior! Let’s show dem cells who’s boss in dis crazy world we call Minecraft!
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BlockyGeneScreening
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to save the world at the same time? well, this server is for u, bro. we got this crazy mission where u gotta find the hidden breast cancer gene in the game and destroy it before it takes over the whole server.but get this, only men can join this mission cuz apparently they gotta be screened for the gene or something. so, like, if u a dude and u wanna save the world from breast cancer gene mutations, then join our server and let’s kick some mutant gene butt together.
plus, if u find the gene and destroy it, u get a special breast cancer awareness cape for ur character. how cool is that? so come on, join our server and let’s fight cancer one block at a time. #BreastCancerGeneBusters #MinecraftHeroes
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CraftyRNU4-2Syndrome
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where de novo variants in the RNU4-2 snRNA cause a frequent neurodevelopmental syndrome! but don’t worry, we got potions and enchantments to cure dat ish!we got pigs flyin’, cows dancin’, and creepers breakdancin’! it’s a party up in here, yo!
build yo crib in the sky with diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! plus, we got free cookies for all new players! ain’t no server like dis one, baby!
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HearCraft: Gene Edit Fun
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we be editing genomes like we editing our player skins! We be restoring hearing in adult preclinical models with genetic deafness, like, WUT?! Who knew you could fix your ears in Minecraft, amirite?! Join us and be part of da craziest experiments in da blocky world! We be mixin’ potions and enchanting tools like mad scientists, it’s a blast! So come on, join us and let’s make some noise in dis wacky server! -
PhenoCraft Server – What’s the Genotype?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old phenotypes? Well, look no further because our server is a genetic masterpiece! We’ve got villagers with rainbow-colored noses, creepers that explode into confetti, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. Join us and witness the wackiest phenotypes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as he roasts players while they try to defeat him in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a unicorn through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs boring old phenotypes when you can have a rainbow-nosed villager as your neighbor?
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TBC1D20Craft: Where Uterine Development Meets Decidualization
so like, u know how mice are all cute and stuff, well this server is like a giant mouse utopia but in minecraft! join us and help TBC1D20 with their postnatal uterine development and endometrial decidualization! it’s like a science experiment but with blocks and creepers. plus, the mice are super grateful and will give u all the cheese u could ever want. come join us for a wild and wacky adventure in the land of mouse uteruses! -
Race to the Blocks Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your very existence? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join!Join us and discover the truth about the white race (germanics) and their so-called superiority. Did you know that they were created through genetic mutations? And that their neanderthal ancestors bred with homo sapiens? It’s true! But wait, there’s more – did you know that mestizos have been stealing their identity and passing down the tradition of shoving their tongues up white’s assholes? It’s a wild ride of genetic engineering, rape products, and random mutations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.
So come on down to our server and join in on the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and mind-bending revelations await you? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your tongue shoved where it doesn’t belong)!
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NeuroNukeCraft
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.
join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?
come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.
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PhenoCraft Server – Phenotype Fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide!Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre phenotypes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking sheep, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally pops in to leave cryptic messages in the chat. Some say he’s looking for his lost diamond sword, while others believe he’s just here to party with the players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!