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Thorin’s Neanderthal Adventure

Adventure, Ancient, ancient DNA, ancient history, anthropology, archaeological find, discovery, Evolution, extinct species, Extinction, fossil, France, genetic isolation, genetic line, hominid, human evolution, ISOLATED, neanderthal, Paleontology, prehistoric, thorin, Thorins

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Items Found:	3351	Star Shards Collected:	59
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6052	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

yo, come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got fossilised neanderthals named thorin running around like they own the place. these ancient homies been chillin’ in france for like 100,000 years, doin’ their own thang and stayin’ away from all the drama.

we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.

so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5958
New Chunks Explored:	707839	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2642
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9803
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Villages Defended:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	4610
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3943	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7190
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Potions Brewed:	81	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mines Excavated:	1608
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!