if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as he roasts players while they try to defeat him in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a unicorn through the Nether.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs boring old phenotypes when you can have a rainbow-nosed villager as your neighbor?
like, the scientists on this server have uncovered the secrets of autism or whatever, and now they’re using that knowledge to make the BEST minecraft experience ever. u join this server and suddenly ur building skills are off the charts, ur redstone game is on point, and ur pvp skills are like, legendary.
plus, the more u play on this server, the more u unlock targeted therapies for ur minecraft character. u can like, level up ur skills and abilities in ways u never thought possible. it’s like a whole new world of minecraft possibilities.
so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join this server? u get to be a minecraft genius AND help uncover the secrets of autism. it’s a win-win situation, dude. come join us and see ur brain expand in ways u never thought possible.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.
So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!
imagine your character becoming a super cancer cell, taking over the land and spreading your influence to every corner of the server. become the ultimate conqueror and show everyone who’s boss with your unstoppable powers!
join now and embark on a crazy journey filled with chaos, destruction, and hilarity. who knew cancer could be so much fun in minecraft? come and experience the madness for yourself!
Join us and share your hilarious breakup stories involving body pillows. Need a new pillow to help you get over that creeper who blew up your heart? We got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find comfort and laughter in the form of body pillow art.
And don’t worry about anyone destroying your precious pillowcases, because on our server, we value and respect everyone’s unique quirks and obsessions. So come on in, grab your favorite body pillow, and let’s build some epic memories together! Who needs a partner when you have a body pillow by your side, am I right?
Forget about traffic jams and noisy neighbors, on our server, the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs crossing the road. And who needs a crowded city when you can have endless acres of virtual land to explore and build on?
But the real reason to join our SMP? The small-town gossip, of course! You’ll never run out of juicy rumors and scandalous stories to keep you entertained. From secret affairs between villagers to epic battles with the Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment in our little corner of the Minecraft world.
So pack your bags, leave the city behind, and come join us for a one-of-a-kind small-town experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of our virtual village!
But that’s not all – our server also has a unique feature where players can communicate in different languages using only Minecraft emojis. It’s like a game of charades, but with creepers and pigs!
And if you’re feeling homesick for your own country, don’t worry. We have a special area on the server where players can create their own mini countries complete with their own laws and governments. Want to start a revolution and overthrow the blocky dictator? Go for it!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of cultural differences and absurdity. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography while you’re at it!
join our server and experience the ultimate trip of a lifetime, man. we got players reporting stronger feelings of inner healing, like, who needs therapy when you got psilocybin in Minecraft, right? it’s like, a whole new level of relaxation and enlightenment, bro.
come on, join us and let the magic of psilocybin take you on a wild ride of self-discovery and healing. it’s like, the best trip you’ll ever take in Minecraft, dude. trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server IP | diplomaticamc.com |
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| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM |
| Version | 1.20.4+ |
If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!
Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.
The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny. No upkeep is required, so you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.
(Coming Soon!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated and populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools.
With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store. Prices are cheap and non-P2W.
On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you can stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Rules, information, and announcements are all available there for interested players.
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there a cost to play on DiplomaticaMC? | No, the server is free to join and play. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in the server store. |
| How do I create a town or nation in the server? | Towns and countries can be created using the Towny plugin. Players can start their own towns and choose to join or form nations with other towns. |
| Are there regular updates and events on the server? | Yes, there are regular updates and events including custom staff-built dungeons with unique rewards for players. |
| Can I interact with other players on the server? | Yes, players can interact with each other, form alliances, trade items, and engage in geopolitics on the server. |
| How can I stay updated on server news and announcements? | Join the Discord server linked above to stay updated on server news, rules, and announcements. |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and llama-licious charm.
2. Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! Our server allows for the craziest creations you can think of. Want to ride a pig into battle? Sure, why not!
3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally.
4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons somewhere in the server. Can you find it and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary “Rolling Stones” gang, a group of players who have sworn off rolling and dodging entirely. They roam the server causing chaos and confusion, all while laughing in the face of danger.
So if you’re tired of constantly dodging and rolling in other SMPs, come join us for a wild ride where you can embrace your inner tank and take on the world with reckless abandon. Who needs agility when you have pure brute strength? Join us now and show everyone what you’re made of!
Our server is like a duplex built in 1900 – old, rundown, and full of surprises. Explore the 2BR 1BA basement (if you can find it) and uncover hidden treasures (or trash) along the way.
Join now and embark on a quest to find lost urns, bury cremains, and unravel family secrets. Will you be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top? Or will you end up lost in the hoard forever?
Don’t worry about the cleanup – we’ve got bio-hazard experts on standby (for a small fee, of course). And remember, once you see the chaos of our server, you can’t unsee it. So brace yourself for a wild adventure unlike any other.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the hoard! But be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to dig through the mess and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the hoarding madness begin!