NeanderthalSwapCraft

ANCESTORS, ancient humans, denisovan, Dna, Evolution, genetic analysis, genetic data, genetic discoveries, genetic diversity, genetic exchange, genetic findings, genetic relationships, genetic research, genetic sequencing, genetic study, history of contact, human evolution, Neanderthals, NeanderthalSwapCraft, Princeton geneticists

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.

We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.

Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.

HexArchon: Where Everything is Customized Except the Creeper Explosions

armor, bedrock, Community, creeper, customized, EXPERIMENTAL, explosions, Fishing, free to play, Hardware, HexArchon, mmo, Pets, quality of life, server performance, Shops, smp, Stats, Trust, Updates, US East Coast, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	play.hexarchon.net
What gameplay mechanics are available?	The server offers Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
Are there different difficulty levels for quests?	Yes, there are three varying difficulty levels of daily quests, repeatable quests, and hardcore quests.
Is the server performance good?	Yes, the server is run on powerful hardware to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay. Any lag issues can be addressed by opening a ticket for assistance.
Can Bedrock players join?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but there may be technical limitations.

VirtuallySexy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than the sex symbol of /vt/ server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a giant statue of a sexy anime character. They couldn’t believe their eyes! As they explored further, they discovered hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted weapons. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on this server, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from none other than Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join the sex symbol of /vt/ server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Minecraft SMP: DoYourParentsKnow

Awareness, child safety, children, Communication, Conversation, DoYourParentsKnow, education, family, Grooming, grooming awareness, grooming behavior, intervention, Minecraft, online safety, parental involvement, parents, PREDATORS, Prevention, Protection, Safety, smp, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8621
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6358
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And don’t even get us started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who are using it to train for their upcoming world domination. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and help them take over the virtual world? Or will you be the hero who saves the day and stops their nefarious plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see where the madness takes you. Just be warned – once you join, there’s no turning back. Who knows, you might just discover that you’re being groomed for greatness!

ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Apology, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, couples therapy, emotional regulation, family vacation, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, improved path, individual therapy, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, personal growth, reconnecting, relationship dynamics, road rage, Server, therapy progress, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crops Grown:	9529
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a short-tempered partner who screams obscenities at random strangers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of someone yelling “F*CK YOU ASSHOLE” in your face while pushing a stroller.

Our therapy-themed server will help you work through your issues in a virtual world where you can punch trees instead of punching walls. Who needs couples therapy when you can bond over building a pixelated castle together?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft mobs are way easier to deal with than angry drivers.

UncleSucksCraft

addiction, blame game, Divorce, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, Family Values, generational wealth, Honesty, personal responsibility, sibling rivalry, Tough Decisions, tough love, UncleSucksCraft, wealth privilege

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

TimeTraveler21 – Minecraft SMP

Alternate timelines, Changing the past, fantasy journeys, historical moments, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, life choices, life reflections, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, redditors, regrets, second chances, Self Discovery, significant events, smp, time machine, time travel, TimeTraveler21, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	2066	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who cares about that).

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater? Go for it. Feel like building a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Why not. The only rule is that there are no rules (except maybe no griefing, because come on, that’s just mean).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, creativity, and pure unadulterated fun. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server, known far and wide as the one who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the madness!

CraftyMysterySolver

Closure, cold case, cold case detectives, cold case files, cold case investigation, cold case podcast, cold case unit, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyMysterySolver, crime, forensic evidence, investigation, Justice, missing person, solved, suspects, true crime, unresolved mysteries, unsolved cases, unsolved mystery

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and elusive mobs that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who vanished without a trace. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance and claim the coveted title of Minecraft detective?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to solve the unsolvable, uncover the unexplainable, and experience the most thrilling Minecraft adventure of your life!

BusCraft87: Wagner’s Revenge

87-Year-Old, alleged, assault, assaulted, Attack, bus, BusCraft87, crime, criminal justice, criticism, Elderly, headlines, Incident, man, Moscow, News, public transportation, Revenge, russia, senior citizen, violence, wagner, Wagners

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Farms Harvested:	712
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	62	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro! We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And get this, the DJ is a talking llama wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that go down every night? It’s like a medieval showdown with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You’ll be slaying dragons and trolls left and right, feeling like a total boss.

So come on, join the madness and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Plus, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

AquaFunkCraft

AquaFunkCraft, Aquatic, Curiosity, Deep Sea, discovery, Enigma, Environment, Exploration, imagination, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Perception, scent, sea, Senses, sensory experience, Smells, Underwater, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

join our server and discover the mystical smell of underwater! we have secret potions that make you breathe underwater like a fish, so you can explore the depths and find hidden treasures.

we also have a secret society of dolphins who will guide you to the rarest loot and protect you from any pesky sharks.

rumor has it that there’s a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will grant you three wishes if you can find them.

so come on down to our server and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for the giant squid who guards the entrance to the underwater kingdom.

TrustyCraft: Where even fact-checking is suspect

BIAS, claim verification, confirmation, Conservatives, corrections, credibility, Debunking, distrust, fact-checking, factchecking, INFORMATION, Journalism, Journalists, Liberals, Media, Misinformation, News, political ideologies, skepticism, SUSPECT, Trust, TrustyCraft, Truth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	4634
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, have you heard about this totally insane minecraft server, bro? like, it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!

imagine this, right? you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. it’s like a magical piggy parade, man.

oh, and get this – the whole server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are trying to take over the world with their llama army. but don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to party all day long.

also, did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly? yeah, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

oh, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco club where all the mobs hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music. it’s like a rave in the nether, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic and hilarious time of your life in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

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