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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6165 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
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plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.
so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!