come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!
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TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs
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WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!
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NeanderthalSwapCraft
Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a history of contact like u wouldn’t believe! Our geneticists be rewriting the narrative of Neanderthals and other ancient humans, like it’s a soap opera or somethin’.We got DNA from 3 Neanderthals and 1 Denisovan, showin’ that from the time our ancestors evolved like 250,000 years ago, until the Neanderthals disappeared, they were straight up swappin’ DNA like it’s a hot potato.
Join our server and become part of this wild genetic experiment, where you can trade DNA with other players and create your own unique species of Minecraft creatures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species of block-headed humanoids that will take over the Minecraft world! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rewrite history in the wackiest way possible.