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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5761 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
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