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HackLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Votes:	7215	New Chunks Explored:	120111
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

WishCraft: Make it Happen!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6526
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magic Items Found:	3857
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!