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Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun! -
Plant Height Quest – FunCraft
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed. -
License To Reproduce Minecraft SMP
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the most elite parents can join? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a psychological evaluation, meet income requirements, and take educational courses before having kids in-game. We don’t want any idiotic, selfish parents ruining the virtual lives of their Minecraft children. Join us and be part of a community that values responsible parenting and eugenics in the virtual world. Your body, your right? Not on this server! -
GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.
so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called an “incel” in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where being an incel is not only accepted, but celebrated! We’ve created a safe space for all the involuntary celibates out there to build, mine, and craft to their heart’s content without any judgment.Join us and experience a world where being an incel is a badge of honor. Build your own fortress to keep out all the chads and stacys, and mine for diamonds to show off to your fellow incels. Who needs love and companionship when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on down to our server and join the incel revolution. Let’s show the world that being an incel is not a curse, but a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might even find your incel soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
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BrainCraft Zebrafish Fun
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!Join our server and you’ll be protected from those pesky PFAS “forever chemicals” that can mess you up in real life. We have magical protection spells that keep your liver safe, prevent obesity, and even make you immune to hormonal disorders and cancer. Plus, our server has been scientifically proven to enhance brain development and function. We even have zebrafish models to prove it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has super rare genes that are only found in humans. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft with genes that make you practically superhuman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and level up your Minecraft game like never before!
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BlockyGenetics
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and you’ll have a chance to die in the most ridiculous ways based on your genes and family history! That’s right, forget about falling off cliffs or getting blown up by creepers, on our server you could die from something as wild as spontaneously combusting from eating too many carrots (thanks, grandma) or getting crushed by a giant block of cheese (thanks, great-great-uncle Brie)!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and see just how outrageous your death can be! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not based on any actual science.