Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!
Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!
Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about your in-laws asking for money? Look no further! Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone seeking refuge from family drama and financial woes.
Imagine a world where you can drive a custom high-end car made entirely out of pixelated blocks, eat virtual organic meat that never goes bad, and buy expensive virtual things with no real-life consequences. It’s a virtual paradise!
So come on down to our server and leave your broken couch and rusty car behind. Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. See you in the game!
And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!
On our server, you’ll find players who are so kind and generous that they literally have hearts made of gold. And no, we’re not talking about the in-game currency, we mean actual gold hearts beating in their chests. It’s a medical miracle!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what fantastical beast will cross your path next. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out sage advice on how to build the best structures.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow bridge!
Just like in this wild story, where one player always paid for dinner until they decided enough was enough, we believe in splitting the bill evenly. No more feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the whole server on your shoulders!
So come join us and experience the thrill of actually paying for your own share. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just make sure they’re willing to go Dutch too!
Join us for a wild ride filled with secret acts of kindness that will blow your mind! We have a secret underground society of players who go around leaving surprise gifts and building secret hideouts for each other. It’s like a real-life Minecraft version of Santa’s workshop, but with more explosions and lava pits.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of players who ride around on rainbow-colored unicorns spreading joy and glitter wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a unicorn jousting match on our server.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of secret acts of kindness you’ll discover? It’s like a never-ending treasure hunt of friendship and fun!
Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?
So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!
| Server Name | Stinky SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.1 (updating) |
| Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity |
| Performance | 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU |
| Mod | Origins mod with 61 custom origins |
Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.
No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.
Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.
The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.
There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.
Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!
But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.
With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?
