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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7264 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 79 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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