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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7184 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.