Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!
Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!
Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!
Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!
Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret undergrounddiamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!
So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bravest of zoomers tremble in fear! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is haunted by a pack of creeper ghosts who roam the land, scaring unsuspecting players with their explosive pranks. But don’t worry, we also have zombie villagers who are always up for a good laugh and a dance party. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground diamond disco where players can boogie down with the undead. So come join us if you dare, and remember, the only thing scarier than our server is missing out on all the fun!
Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!
Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!
Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!
Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!
Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!
The ignacraft SMP brings many changes to the overworld such as new structures and an entire overhaul for the terrain system. The end and nether are not exempt from changes either but you will have to join to see what is going on in there. From the great community and changes to the world (just the world) whats not to love we would love to see you there
AsteroidsCraft is a Sri Lankan Minecraft server for versions 1.8 – 1.17.1.It has the 2rd best Minecraft network in Sri lanka. A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe!
Discord Server – https://bit.ly/asteroid-discord
WhatsApp Group – https://bit.ly/asteroid-whats
Server IP – asteroidscraft.mc-mods.xyz
24/7 Server with unprecedented modalities and unique experience where the user experience is what matters with daily gifts and events from the creator so they never get bored
Equality SMP is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.
For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.
We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.
Embark on an unprecedented Minecraft journey that transcends the ordinary – welcome to Nostalgia Kingdoms, the epitome of MMORPG excellence! Immerse yourself in a realm where epic dungeons, unique classes, and custom models converge to redefine your Minecraft experience.
Welcome to the Dynasty Kingdom!
Embark on the adventure of a lifetime! The Dinasty server opens its doors to fearless warriors looking for a unique Minecraft experience. We are more than a server, we are a family united by our passion for the game.
Why choose Dynasty?
Medieval Oriental World: Explore a vast kingdom full of mysteries, with a medieval oriental theme.
Exclusive Systems: We have personalized plugins that take your gaming to another level. From epic clans to stock exchanges and territories to conquer.
CivCubed is a collaborative and competitive worldbuilding server for players to form diverse communities, societies, cultures, legal systems, philosophies, and other social constructs within a world tailour-made for players to build in, to build with more than just blocks.