so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

