GirlfriendZzz Minecraft Server

alarm clock, anger, Apology, busy schedules, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, Frustration, GirlfriendZzz, human error, meeting expectations, meeting family, meeting mom, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Server, sleeping in, stress, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most intense relationship drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you in-game! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of waking up late for church, getting into a fight with your significant other, and still managing to meet your mom for lunch – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Forget about setting alarms, because on our server, time is just a suggestion! Explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner, just like the surprise wake-up call our player received from their angry girlfriend. Will you be able to navigate the twists and turns of relationships and still come out on top? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of emotions, misunderstandings, and ultimately, forgiveness. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BoomerBlocker2021

aita, BoomerBlocker2021, Buying, decision, desert, Distance, East Coast, elderly parents, family, Guilt, home, Impact, Kids, Moving, partner, retirement community, Sell, Siblings, snowbirds, Summers, west coast

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of the brutal desert summers and want to escape to a more temperate climate? Join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world where you can build your dream home on the east coast, without the hassle of actually moving!

We have a unique community of players, including snowbird parents who decided to buy a second home near their kids and ended up falling in love with the retirement community nearby. Who knew virtual real estate could bring families closer together?

Don’t worry about leaving your elderly parents behind, because on our server, they can teleport to your virtual neighborhood and spend time with their grandkids anytime they want. Plus, with just a 6-hour drive (or a quick teleport) to visit in person, you’ll never feel like an AITA for moving away.

So come join us and start building your new life on the east coast, where the only thing brutal is the competition to create the most epic Minecraft creations!

NotMyCelebCrush – Minecraft SMP

attractive, Baffling, beauty standards, celebrity crush, controversial, famous person, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, NotMyCelebCrush, opinion, perplexing, Popular, Preferences, public figure, puzzling, smp, society, Subjective, trend, Unattractive, Unexplainable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	719
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of legendary Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds and creepers. But this land was no ordinary land, it was our insane Minecraft SMP! Here, you can build the craziest structures, battle epic bosses, and even ride pigs into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures waiting to be discovered.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraftMistakes

childhood memories, childhood mistakes, growing up, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, immature behavior, KidCraftMistakes, learning from past, lessons learned, looking back, maturing, mistakes as a child, past actions, personal growth, reflecting on past, reflecting on youth, regretful actions, regretful behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Remember that time you accidentally flooded your friend’s Minecraft house with a million buckets of water? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our server, we encourage that kind of chaos! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and pure mayhem. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft mischief maker!

BorderBlockz

border, BorderBlockz, China, Chinese influence, Communication, cross-border issues, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, North Korea, North Korean government, objection, political disagreement, rare break, regional dynamics, security concerns, Technology, telecommunications infrastructure, Telecoms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.

plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!

Get Lost in Astros Reach SMP – Where two things are certain: chaos and creepers!

application, astros, Chaos, Community, cosmetic, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, game additions, hermitcraft, History, Lost, microphone, optimization mods, Players, Reach, ryzen 9 5950x, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	3037
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

✨ Astros Reach – Minecraft Server

About Us:

Astros Reach has been in business for 1 whole year! We are a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. Join our tight-knit community and share your love of the game with us.

Features:

Features	Description
Long-term vanilla world	Regularly maintained and expanded by players
Free community-use creative world	Express your creativity in a collaborative world
Weekly and monthly events	Engage in fun events with the community
Helpful community	Knowledgeable players and staff for support
Vanilla Minecraft focus	Emphasis on pure gameplay experience

Vanilla World Info:

Server Version: 1.21
No world-border
Various recipe add-ons
High-end hardware for lag-free experience

How to Join:

To join, join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older ONLY. Must have a microphone.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ

Q: What is Astros Reach?

A: Astros Reach is a community-oriented SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a long-term vanilla experience.

Q: How do I join Astros Reach?

A: Join our Discord and fill out a short application. Ages 18 and older only. Must have a microphone.

Q: What features does Astros Reach offer?

A: Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world, free creative world, weekly/monthly events, helpful community, and staff support.

ShaharCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bang, end of the road, eternal farewell, eternal goodbye, Eternity, Farewell, farewell for eternity, farewell forever, farewell to all, final farewell, final goodbye, good bye, goodbye for eternity, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye to all, Minecraft, never coming back, never see you again, Parting Ways, Server, SHAHAR NO, ShaharCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8567
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Shahar, the evil overlord, and his army of zombie chickens. Will you be able to defeat him and save the world from eternal doom? Or will you join forces with Shahar and rule over the land with an iron fist?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating llama, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the caves. Will you wish for unlimited diamonds, a flying pig mount, or a pet dragon to ride into battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. bang

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

BETRAYAL, biggest croc of shit, CrocodileCraft, Deception, denial, Details, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, healing, Liar, Manipulation, mental health, mental hospital, Recovery, self harm, sex, shitshow, smp, starvation, toxic relationship, Trauma, Truth, Ultimate, understatement

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

WhipOutCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, ANNOYED, asking, Beach, changing, clothing optional, cover up, dick, expose, Fight, Friend, Kids, Minecraft, Public, push back, Server, swim suit, tie, towel, UNCOMFORTABLE, unreasonable, Waste, WHIP, WhipOutCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	841	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake dropping his shorts at the beach? Look no further! Join our server for a “free show” of epic proportions – just kidding, we’re family-friendly here!

We promise no awkward towel-holding situations or uncomfortable changing moments. Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations together. Plus, we have crystal-clear rules to keep things PG-13, unlike Jake’s beach antics.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chill than Jake in his swim trunks. Who needs drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with friends? Let’s keep it classy and covered up, folks!

NoPantsNoLaundryCraft

awkward encounter, awkward situation, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boundaries, clothing mishap, Communication, Embarrassing moment, friendship, friendship fallout, lack of clothes, laundry mishap, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, NoPantsNoLaundryCraft, party planning, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, social etiquette, spilled salsa, Surprise party

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spilling salsa on yourself leads to wild adventures! Join us for unexpected surprises like getting stranded in your underwear while waiting for your friend to pick you up. Who needs clothes when you have the thrill of uncertainty and awkward encounters?

Explore our server and experience the drama of borrowing clothes without permission, the thrill of being called a creep, and the excitement of missing out on a party because of a wardrobe malfunction.

Join now for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server!

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