Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!
Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, the ex-Tsunderia crew, Prima from VReverie Extended, the Kawaii gang, Idol Corp, Yubicraft, V4Mirai, and PixelLink!
Why should you join this wild ride? Well, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who challenges players to dance-offs for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other on this absolutely bonkers SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!
> NEPIZ KINGDOM
# Kingdom Creation: Only Kings can establish kingdoms. The process involves applying and, upon approval, managing a kingdom’s economy, defense, and diplomacy.
# Currency System: The server will use two currencies: # Cash ($): For general transactions and shop purchases. # Resource Points (RP): For kingdom-related items and upgrades. Exchange rate: 1 Cash = 0.5 RP. # Diplomacy and Warfare: Kings can form alliances or declare wars, affecting their kingdom’s standing and resources. # Roles: Kings assign roles like Nobles, Generals, and Stewards to manage different aspects of the kingdom’s administration and military. Kingdom Upgrades: Invest in fortifications, economy, and military enhancements to strengthen your kingdom. # Engage in dynamic gameplay, form strategic alliances, and prepare to conquer challenges as you make your mark on the Kingdom Server.
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Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).
Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!