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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2318 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.
So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!