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DonetskDestruction Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like Ukrainian forces destroying Russian thermobaric munitions depot in Donetsk Oblast! We got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin! Join now for a chance to be a part of the most chaotic and insane server out there! Who needs peace when you can have explosions?! Let’s blow stuff up together, because why not?! Join now before the fun explodes away! -
KrasnodarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server for the craziest time of your life! we have explosions bigger than the ukrainian general staff confirming a strike on an oil pumping station in russia’s krasnodar territory! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a water park!build your own oil pumping station and defend it from crazy attacks from other players! team up with your friends and launch surprise strikes on unsuspecting enemies!
our server is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone, but with blocks and pigs instead of guns and tanks! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life!
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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays -
Redstone Revolution
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!
Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!
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RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA! -
CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops
lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.
our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Redstone Revolution
join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own army and conquer other players just like russia did in ukraine but without the casualties because it’s all virtual baby!we have insane battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy players.
come join us and show off your building skills while also taking down your enemies with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond swords that shoot lasers.
don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the chaos!
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VolgoCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?
plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!
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Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity! -
Redstone Revolution
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like russia but without losing 625,260 troops!! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake)!!if u join now, u can even ride a flying pig into battle and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes (not guaranteed but we can dream, right?)!!
so what r u waiting for?? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe (and maybe even save russia from losing more troops, who knows?)!!