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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! ðŸ˜ąðŸ§Ÿâ€â™‚ïļ

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. ðŸ•ĩïļâ€â™‚ïļðŸĶī

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔ðŸ’Ĩ #MinecraftMadness

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  • BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance

    BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance
    u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical rainbow land where all da transgender and gender-diverse peeps can come together and be their fabulous selves! we got unicorns and glitter everywhere, it’s like a party in ur pants! plus, studies show dat being in a supportive community like dis can help reduce da risk of mental health issues and suicide. so come on over and let’s build some rainbows together! 🌈ðŸĶ„ #FabulousMinecraftServer

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  • Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone

    Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone
    so like, u know how some peeps say that mobile phones give u brain cancer? well, guess what? this super cool minecraft server is like, scientifically proven to NOT give u brain cancer! we did a major review of 28 years of research and like, there’s no link between playing on our server and getting brain cancer.

    join us and build the most epic creations without worrying about your brain turning into mush! plus, our server is like, filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. true story bro.

    so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.

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  • CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

    CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

    Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

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  • DocCraft: Where the only risk is falling into a pit of creepers!

    DocCraft: Where the only risk is falling into a pit of creepers!
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got doctors out here riskin’ their lives just to play! Like, did u know female doctors got a 76% higher chance of suicide on dis server? It’s wild, man. But hey, dat just adds to da thrill, amirite?

    We got doctors droppin’ like flies in da US and UK, but hey, it’s all in da name of Minecraft, right? So come on over and join da madness, see if u can survive longer than a doctor on our server. It’s a real challenge, but hey, who said Minecraft was easy, right? Let’s see if u got what it takes to outlast da docs and become da ultimate Minecraft warrior. See u on da other side, if u dare!

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  • PubCraft: Serving Soldiers & Silliness

    PubCraft: Serving Soldiers & Silliness
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own british pub and serve virtual british soldiers instead of regular players!! imagine the chaos of trying to keep those rowdy soldiers happy with virtual pints of ale and fish n chips!! create the ultimate pub experience and watch as the soldiers get more and more intoxicated, leading to hilarious virtual shenanigans!! join now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate virtual pub owner and ruler of the british army!! it’s gonna be a riot, literally!!

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  • VitDTestNot4U

    VitDTestNot4U
    come join our epic minecraft server where we test your vitamin d levels and give you supplements in game! only players aged under 18, over 75, pregnant, or at risk for prediabetes can join this wild adventure. watch out for the vitamin d zombies that roam the land, they will steal your supplements and leave you feeling weak and tired. battle your way through dungeons filled with giant vitamin capsules and face off against the evil vitamin d deficiency boss. join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you feeling healthier and stronger than ever before!

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