general ineptitude – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

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CraftyComrades – Su-34 vs F-16 Battle

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, battle, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Defense, escalation, f-16, F16, fighter-bomber, Incident, International, Military, News, Reports, Russian, shot down, Su-34, Su34, SUPERSONIC, Technology, War

so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server cuz, like, we got this epic story where a russian su-34 supersonic fighter-bomber got shot down by an f-16 but then they both landed in our minecraft world and now they’re havin a battle royale with creepers and endermen and stuff. it’s like, totally wild, dude. join now and be part of the action, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff. so come on, what are u waitin for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Elastic Pixel Fun Land

advanced display, clear image quality, Development, display durability, display technology, distortion-free, Durability, elastic, electronic devices, expandable display, flexibility, Fun, high-quality image, innovation, Land, long-lasting display, performance degradation, PIXEL, research, stretch and contract, stretchable display, stretchable electronics, stretchable materials, Technology

OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

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Nightfall Assault

bedrock, Countries, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nightfall Assault, PvP, Server, Survival, Territories, Vanilla, War

Minecraft survival server supports Java + Bedrock Survival gameplay combines war between countries and territories

play.nightfallassault.net

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FREETATO without donation! Java/Bedrock @freetato_play Minecraft server

Accounts, bedrock, Buildings, classic gameplay, Community, Costs, creativity, donation, FREETATO, FREETATOIT, Friends, friendship, gaming space, java, Minecraft Lovers, Private, progress, registration, restrictions, territory protection system, unique structures, wipes, without donation

Welcome to the FREETATO server – a unique gaming space created by the @FREETATOIT team for all Minecraft lovers! Our goal is to provide players with the opportunity to enjoy classic gameplay without annoying restrictions and additional costs.

Main features:

Without donation: We believe that every player should have equal chances and opportunities. That’s why we don’t have a donation system – everything you need to play is available to everyone at no additional cost.

No wipes: Forget about losing your buildings! There are no wipes on our server, so you can build, develop and leave your mark on the gaming world for many years to come.

Privatization: The territory protection system (private) allows you to keep your buildings and resources safe from other players. Protect your possessions and play in comfort!

Registration: Required registration keeps your accounts secure and saves your progress. We care about the safety of every player!

Play with friends!

FREETATO is a place where you can have fun with friends, build unique structures and explore the endless expanses of Minecraft. We create a friendly and supportive community where everyone can find new friends and like-minded people.

Join FREETATO and discover a world where creativity and friendship go hand in hand!

freetato.ru

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Foggy Willows Vanilla – Where the only thing artificial is the vanilla flavoring!

Artificial, BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Donations, Experience, flavoring, foggy, foggywillows, hard mode, Ip:, Minecraft, Players, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, Stable, Survival, Technical, tp, Vanilla, Willows, world border

About Foggy Willows Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Server Type	True vanilla experience with no datapacks or plugins
Server Stability	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Hosting	Self-hosted on a purpose-built machine
Donations	No donations required
World Border	No world border
Gameplay Features	No tp/sethome, hard mode gameplay
Community	Discord server available for communication
Platform	Java

FAQs

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on the latest stable vanilla jar.

2. Are there any plugins or datapacks on the server?

No, Foggy Willows is a true vanilla experience with no plugins or datapacks.

3. Is the server on hard mode?

Yes, the server is set to hard mode for a challenging gameplay experience.

4. Can players donate to the server?

No donations are required on Foggy Willows server.

5. Is there a world border on the server?

No, there is no world border on the server, allowing for expansive exploration.

6. Are there any teleportation commands like /tp or /sethome available?

No, players are expected to navigate and travel in the game world manually.

7. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address: foggywillows.com

Kakegurui Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Drama, gambling, high school, japanese, Kakegurui, kakegurui xx, Kakegurui XXX, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, release date, season 1, SEASON 2, season 3, Sequel, series, Server, speculation, Thriller, Title

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Kakegurui, where every block you mine could be a gamble for your life! Season 1 will have you on the edge of your seat as you try to outwit your opponents in high-stakes games of chance. Season 2 will take it up a notch with even crazier challenges and even bigger risks. And just wait until you see what we have in store for season 3… Kakegurui XXX! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the ultimate thrill ride!

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Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

bizarre encounters, bizarre occurrences, Board, Board Games, confusion, eerie happenings, enigmatic behavior, Hell, Minecraft, mysterious activities, mysterious board, Mystery, odd incidents, Paranormal, peculiar incidents, smp, strange behavior, strange events, strange gatherings, Supernatural, unexplained events, unexplained phenomena, unusual sightings, what the hell

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

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FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Connection, family dynamics, FlatMateFrenzy, forgiveness, friendship, growth, guest house, Intimacy, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Moving, past experiences, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling conflict, social awkwardness, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

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FriendshipFiascoCraft

arrangement, banker, Communication, DEADLINE, debt collection, DELAY, emergency, Friend, FriendshipFiascoCraft, group savings scheme, ignore, legal action, patience, Payout, public humiliation, Repayment, Silence, taken advantage of, Trust, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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TVShowFanaticMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

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