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NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	1853	Meteorites Collected:	3

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Logfag’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apartment, autism, b.., BLOCK, blue yeti mic, burp, Corn, dirty toilet, failure singer, famous rockstar, gagging, logfag, LOGFAGS, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, no money, Party, public toilet, Server, Shit, TOILET, turbo autism, vomit

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re a failed rockstar who needs a Blue Yeti Mic but has no money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so you decide to eat a random log of turd you find in a filthy public toilet. But little did you know, that turd would give you the luck you needed!

Now, every time you burp, it smells like a mix of corn and log turd. But hey, at least you’re lucky now, right? Join our server and experience the crazy adventures that await you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own lucky turd along the way!

SovllessCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Appearance, Black, Boring, Buttons.., design, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, laptop buttons, laptop design, laptop features, laptop trackpad, Laptops, Minecraft, Minimalist, MODERN, Server, silver, Sleek, SovllessCraft, Technology, Trackpad, trend

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Tired of boring old rectangular laptops? Well, our Minecraft server is the answer to your prayers! We’ve got sovl (whatever that is) galore and trackpad buttons for days. And don’t even get us started on the mystery of who took them away in the first place. Join us and uncover the truth behind the missing sovl in the most outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraftin’AITA

aita, Appetizers, bill, coffee, Communication, dating etiquette, dessert, drinks, Dutch, DutchCraftinAITA, first date, friend of a friend, Gender Roles, genuine guy, going Dutch, main course, misunderstanding, paying for myself, Restaurant, separate checks, splitting the bill, Upset

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	72	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of going on dates with guys who expect you to foot the bill for their expensive meals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players will split the virtual bill equally, so you never have to worry about being stuck with a hefty tab.

Join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your dream restaurant and invite all your friends for a virtual feast. Just make sure to communicate with your fellow players about who is paying for what, or you might end up with a virtual bill that’s way out of your budget.

Don’t let dating drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and enjoy a stress-free environment where everyone pays their fair share. Who knew that Minecraft could teach us valuable lessons about sharing the costs of a meal? See you in the game!

PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!

accomplish, call anyone, chicken, command, control, craziest thing, Dance, DO WHATEVER, dream, FANTASY, influence, Magic, Manipulation, obey, once in a lifetime, opportunity, phone call, power, PrankCallCraft, steve, Unlimited, wish, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crops Grown:	3572	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!

Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!

KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, fresh attacks, gathering forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, Kremlin, Military, mobilization, provocation, Ruckus, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ores Mined:	4246
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

LOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

Bacteria, bacteria prevention, bladder health, Cranberries, cranberry benefits, cranberry consumption, Cranberry juice, cranberry research, cranberry studies, CranCraft, health benefits, infection risk, meta analysis, natural remedy, participants, Prevention, urinary health, urinary tract infections, urinary tract walls, UTIs, worldwide

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer

Anime, coming up, Community, convention, Country, Cultural, dbz, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fun, Gathering, International, Israel, IsraelDBZMeetupMCServer, local ], Manga, Meetup, networking, Social

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry in your country? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Nether portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored lava.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KawaiiClothesCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, kawaii fashion, KawaiiClothesCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, self actualization, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, societal expectations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Emeralds Found:	4058
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4364	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of feeling emasculated because you sell kawaii clothes for a living? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fashionista warrior! Show off your stylish armor and slay dragons in the trendiest outfits. Who says you can’t be fabulous and fierce at the same time? Join now and unleash your inner fashionista warrior!

BabyFeed Minecraft Server

advice, baby, BabyFeed, Boyfriend, clothes, daycare, Essentials, Expenses, financial assistance, Formula, income, makeup artist, maternity leave, Minecraft, MONEY, Niece, Pregnancy, Server, sister, Stable, Support, tough love

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Star Shards Collected:	271
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds and financial woes in a virtual world!

Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?

Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?

WeddingCraftMomBoss

challenging relationships, Communication Issues, custody battles, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family trauma, in-law drama, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting struggles, Resentment, rewards and consequences, sibling bonding, toxic relationship, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCraftMomBoss

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7521
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	282	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where you can act as the parent of the groom, even if you’re not related! Our server is filled with drama, just like a soap opera.

Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.

Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!

And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!