General #270 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	118

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1936	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magic Items Found:	6313	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	9649
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	2

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Animals Bred:	98

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1496
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	2767	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!