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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8450 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7991 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!