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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mines Excavated:	2170	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	6611	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	563810
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	99
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	135
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4852

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Votes:	2126
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4046
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1398
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	12

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	237
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	133095
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ores Mined:	3234
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!