Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken army invasion. The only way to survive is to arm yourself with a diamond sword and start clucking your way to victory. But beware, the chickens have formed an alliance with the creepers and they’re out for blood (and feathers)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find and tame it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for – you might just end up with a inventory full of dirt blocks!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on the chickens!
Imagine this: you log on to the server and you’re immediately thrown into the chaos of a grandmother trying to juggle taking care of her son’s wife and kids while her other son demands equal treatment for his own children. Will she cave to the pressure and take on even more responsibilities? Will she be able to maintain peace in the family? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between two brothers as they battle it out over childcare arrangements. Will they come to a compromise or will the grandma be forced to choose sides? It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family drama to keep you entertained? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
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| Server Name | Alysia SMP |
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| Server Type | LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community |
| Focus | Player communication and player-driven experience |
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Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.
Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.
The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online
The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.
Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!
So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!