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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1257 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5222 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.