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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6323 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.
And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!
