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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7165 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?