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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4230 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1499 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! We encourage creativity and craziness in equal measure.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground club where only players of a certain gender are allowed. What’s inside, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves a lot of glitter, unicorns, and dance parties that last for days.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!