but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.
so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.
Imagine logging in to find your virtual mansion sparkling clean and a delicious feast waiting for you, all thanks to your loyal in-game staff. And if they ever take a day off, don’t worry – just take a day off from your virtual job to handle the chores yourself!
Join now and experience the luxury of having a virtual husband who makes millions, but still won’t lift a finger to help out around the house. Show him who’s boss by refusing to cook and watch the drama unfold as he realizes he can’t treat you like a peasant just because he’s rolling in virtual dough.
So why wait? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a virtual housewife with all the drama and luxury you could ever want!
Join now and you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, because who needs wood or stone when you can flex with diamonds, amirite?
Plus, there’s a secret underground cave filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s like a party animal, Minecraft style!
So come on, join the server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with lava? Let’s get weird, bro!
Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!
Imagine a server where you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s the wife, the husband, or even the pregnant husband! Embrace your unique sense of humor and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and acceptance.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life, especially when it comes to in-jokes with your significant other. Stand your ground and be a part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity.
So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that being different is what makes us special. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pregnant husband of your own to share jokes with!
You know how sometimes life just be like, “does it just get in the way of their hedonism?” Well, on this server, there’s no such thing as getting in the way of your hedonism.
We got giant rainbow unicorns roaming around, shooting out diamond rainbows that make you fly.
And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we throw every night in the Nether. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons dropping sick beats.
Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a castle made of candy? Done.
So come join us on this magical, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a simulation anyway, am I right?
Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.
Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.
So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!
You wanna see Wolverine fight off a bunch of creepers with his claws? Or maybe watch him build a sick base with his mutant powers? This server is the place to be, cuz anything can happen when Wolverine is around.
So come on and join us, where the X-Men are real and the adventures are endless! Just watch out for those pesky infections, ain’t nobody got time for that.
SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!
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212.11.64.100:21059
| Server Name | Bloom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP Address | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.
No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.
Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.
You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.
Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!
Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!
Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.
Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.
So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉