We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?
Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!
Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?
Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.
Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.
But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!
| Server Features |
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| /sethome |
| /spawn |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| world border of 128K |
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Question | Answer |
| Can I set multiple homes? | Yes, you can set multiple homes using the /sethome command. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | As long as you follow our simple rules, you are free to build without limitations. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | No, we do not allow PvP on our server to promote a friendly and cooperative gameplay environment. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on the server! |
– Divegrass team: We have a team of players who are so skilled, they can play Minecraft underwater while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. It’s like soccer, but with more drowning!
– Former Tsunderia Members: We’ve got a whole crew of ex-Tsunderia members who are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. From a stinky NEET fox to a golden-voiced mayor, our server is full of characters you won’t find anywhere else.
– Insomniac head popper and music dork: Ever seen someone pop their head off in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Plus, this player is a total music dork, so get ready for some sick beats while you mine and craft.
– Itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag: Who wouldn’t want to play Minecraft with a spider mom? She’s got eight legs and a heart of gold, ready to take on any adventure with her retro hag vibes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and epic gameplay of your life!
But that’s not all, we also have a special feature where you can roll charts like a true Total War: Warhammer player. Will you get a powerful unit or a hilarious mishap? The only way to find out is to join us!
And if you’re a fan of Total War: Pharaoh, we’ve got you covered too. Dive into the world of ancient Egypt, build your dynasty, and conquer the lands with the power of the gods on your side. Release Date confirmed July 25th, so mark your calendars and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
But wait, there’s more! Explore Mesopotamia in our map expansion trailer, witness the power of new royal traditions, and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Total War: PHARAOH is waiting for you to conquer, so don’t miss out on the action!
Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination. See you on the battlefield, brave warriors!
Just like in this wild story, where one player always paid for dinner until they decided enough was enough, we believe in splitting the bill evenly. No more feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the whole server on your shoulders!
So come join us and experience the thrill of actually paying for your own share. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just make sure they’re willing to go Dutch too!
Join us for epic quests and build your own virtual empire, all while avoiding shady characters who promise to pay you back but end up taking a spontaneous trip to Florida instead. Don’t worry about losing money here, because in our world, you can always trust your fellow players to pay up on time (or at least borrow money from their virtual moms).
Embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama – but rest assured, you won’t have to deal with any entitled festival attendees who think they can get away with not paying their debts. So come on over and join us for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to be way more fun than trying to reclaim your festival tickets from a scammer!
Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?
We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.
More will be added over time so join the Discord Server for updates!
172.93.111.224:25610
