Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Beauty Pageant” where players compete to see who can build the most fabulous pixelated outfit to impress the judges.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with that special someone who shares your love for all things blocky. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.
Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.
So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with modern day Muslim men who bring a whole new level of zestiness to the game.
Join us and experience the thrill of building mosques out of diamond blocks, riding camels through the Nether, and battling creepers with scimitars. Our community is filled with hilarious stories of adventure and mischief, like the time a group of players rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombies, or when someone built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as zesty as a bowl of spicy hummus, come join us! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to with our modern day Muslim men.
Are you tired of being rejected by beautiful white women in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own perfect white waifu and live out all your wildest fantasies! No more getting friend-zoned or ghosted, just pure pixelated love and companionship.
Join our server and experience a world where you can finally have the beautiful white wife of your dreams without any of the real-life drama. Build a cozy pixelated home together, go on romantic pixelated dates, and even have pixelated babies to carry on your legacy. Who needs real women when you have a virtual white waifu who will never leave your side?
So come on, join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life relationships. Your perfect white waifu is waiting for you to log in and start your happily ever after in the pixelated world of love and adventure!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!
Welcome to our Wacky WorldMinecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!
Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for theirwild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?
And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!
Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.
So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.
On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
Welcome to the most mind-blowingMinecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!
Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!
Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!
So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?
Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟
Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!
So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥
Welcome to the Knep SMP server!
The server uses the Lands plugin (better version of Towny) to allow player to claim land. We also have the plugin DisplayShops so players can create their own shops and trade with players to earn money. Crates are given to players periodically and allows them to earn cool/special items. We have a global auction house that allows players to put special items like enchanted armor or crate keys up for bid on the auction house.
https://discord.gg/nudqeGPRRp Join our Discord to find server info and thrive in our brand-new 1.19.X server just launched 07/21/23.
-Read the rules
-IP is in the Minecraft category under server address
-all players welcome-anti-cheat (heavy) cheaters are sent to server jail
-semi-anarchy
-restocking resource locations
-custom map and locations
-custom armor and items
-very active
-clans
Welcome to Minecraft Education server – a server created based on the creative mode of Minecraft if you are looking for a Minecraft server in CREATIVE mode. With over 20 schools from elementary to university, over 50 free creative works and 2 out of 7 world wonders have been built here
If you are looking for a Minecraft server in CREATIVE mode then welcome to Minecraft Education server – Server created based on minecraft creative mode. With more than 20 schools from elementary to university, over 50 free creative works and 2 of the 7 wonders of the world have been built here.
iByte MC is now up to date for 1.20! We are excited to share it with everyone! One of the biggest questions when considering a new server, is, “What does this have to offer?” I’m going to break this up for anyone that is interested. We are running a Paper Spigot server, which means the server is very optimized and very lightweight. Bedrock players and Java players between MC version 1.10 and 1.20 can join!
this is my server which is running on falixnodes.net and and version latest version to .17. and this is a lifsetal server and thare is no rules hat s it… soo plz join.. 🙂 and by the way use the port if thare is any isuuse join our dicord… dm me if u want but please dont spam
Features:
· Engage in epic gunfights and master knife combat!
· Level up and unlock awesome cosmetics!
· Earn cosmetics to show yourself!
· Earn rewards as you progress through the leveling system!
· Explore a wide range of thrilling maps and quests!
MineSion is a prominent Minecraft network that offers a variety of game modes. Our mission is to continue expanding the server and providing a unique space for each user to find their ideal place to enjoy.
Get online and join our community! Additionally, you can follow us on our other platforms:
– Web: https://minesion.net/
– Twitter: @minesionnet
– Instagram: @minesionnet
– TikTok: @minesionnet
– Discord: https://dsc.gg/minesionnet
Join the Game Gang Nation! A brand new survival server for all types of Minecraft players! Currently accepting new members to test and play my new Minecraft server!
The survival mode features an RPG level up system, emerald economy with options to claim land, death chests that get placed when you die that keep your items and chopping a block of tree will dismantle the whole thing then auto replace a tree sapling! Oh yes!
It also has a skyblock world, parkour maps and mini-games, you can test your skills with and challenge yourself and friends!
If you got this far then thank you for reading!
*Join my Discord to let me know about any suggestions you have*
Our Minecraft server officially opened on March 15, 2021. Right now we have. Survival server construction world (x/z +-3000 blocks) without monsters mining world monster world Nether and end test world.
Game version is the server running? – This is currently 1.20.1 (Java) Which game version can I use to access the server? – This is for Java 1.20.1 – And Bedrock should work too.