Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as Steve’s fashion sense? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the prototypical modern woman. She built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as her trusty steed, and even started her own fashion line for Endermen. Talk about goals, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first underwater roller coaster, a secret society of talking pigs, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind!
Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server and we’ll re-educate those manly men into respectful gentlemen who know how to treat women right.
Our server is like a boot camp for dudes who need a lesson in respect. We’ll have them mining diamonds for their female counterparts, building beautiful structures to show their appreciation, and even writing love poems in the chat.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Damsel in Distress” where players have to rescue a princess from a tower (spoiler alert: the princess saves herself because she’s a boss).
So come join us and help us create a Minecraft world where toxic masculinity is a thing of the past and chivalry is alive and well. Let’s show those boys how it’s done!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where American women are so violent because they’ve been mining diamonds for too long and have developed super strength from carrying all that heavy loot! Join us for epic battles where these fierce ladies will show you who’s boss with their pickaxes of doom. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between these diamond-wielding warriors. So come on, join our server and see for yourself why American women are the true queens of Minecraft mayhem!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.
Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started throwing rainbow-colored TNT everywhere. But instead of running in fear, our players grabbed their swords and rode into battle on the backs of flying pigs. It was epic!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle out of giant marshmallows, and participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly Endermen? Only on our server, of course!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves w*man not being humans!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Or how about taming a herd of flying pigs to ride into battle against an army of evil llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Is this a woman?” quest, where you must travel to the ends of the Minecraft world to discover the truth behind this mysterious question.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about arranged marriages? Look no further! Our server is run by Indian men who are experts in the art of matchmaking and will stop at nothing to ensure you find the perfect blocky partner. Plus, they have a secret stash of rare diamond blocks that can only be accessed by those who prove their worth in epic bob and vageen battles. Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have a secret underground society of trannies who have all found their Chad after transitioning – and let me tell you, the love stories are wilder than a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to find your own Chad or just to witness the drama unfold. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our entire cast of players is made up of all girls! That’s right, no boys allowed here. And to make things even more interesting, all the people watching are grown men. Don’t worry, they’re just there to admire our amazing building skills and impeccable fashion sense.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves, others say it’s protected by a giant chicken. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have trying to find it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s the perfect way to get your adrenaline pumping while also risking getting burned to a crisp. Who needs boring old mine carts when you can ride in style?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
SkyClash is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.
Zoura Server grand opening. Zoura is an old server that has had several versions such as network or other independent modalities and now it is back to provide endless new experiences
What is the server about?
Survival, Friendly, Player Economy, Simple Fun Quests, Custom recipes
No griefing,hacking or stealing. Keep inventory is off
Loot Chests
On this server we have loot chests set up a little differently. Instead of going through a mineshaft and looting the chest and breaking it. You can leave it and let others loot it too. So if your adventurering with your friend and you find a desert temple you can both loot the chests.
Just make sure that one of you loot it at a time. Otherwise you will wipe each others loot.
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Welcome to Blocked In SMP, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you’ll be breaking and building with! Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like no other, where we’ve crafted a server that combines the best of both survival and community.
Dive into our crate system and discover exclusive rewards that will elevate your gameplay. Claim your territory with our intuitive claiming system, ensuring that your hard work stays safe from any unwanted intruders. Need to travel quickly? Our warp system has you covered, making exploration and collaboration a breeze.
Embark on a shopping spree in our player-run shops, where you can trade and barter for the resources you need to bring your grandest visions to life. But that’s not all—Blocked In SMP is packed with many more features to keep you engaged and excited.
Join us and become a part of a thriving community where your creativity knows no bounds. The adventure awaits at Blocked In SMP—where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of the narrative.
Miner’s Glory is a server that strives to bring you a feature filled survival experience with many additional RPG aspects, whether you like to explore vast new worlds with custom generation, or you like to engage in PVP combat, we will always have something new and exciting for you to discover!
CelestialMC is a Semi-Anarchy Semi-Vanilla Survival Server, partnered and powered by SolarHosting. Where the main focus revolves around the Ender Dragon Egg. The server will have little to no resets and will have a constant sense of competition, especially for the Dragon Egg. The thing that makes our server different/unique from other servers is that once the egg has been picked up it cannot be stored. It has to be placed down and shifted around by the owner of the egg every so often. There is also a secondary timer where once finished the player can be rewarded totems. Totems are extra OP and difficult to obtain because the evoker does not drop them anymore, making the dragon egg the only means available to obtain the totem. If the owner does not shift around the egg within the given timer then it will randomly teleport away and announce its location to the entire server. Another thing that’s sets us apart is how difficult it is to obtain Netherite. The Smithing table has been disabled and the only way you can obtain Netherite armor is to craft it in the crafting table as if it is normal gear, eg. You need 8 Netherite ingots to craft a Netherite Chestplate, etc.
“You wake up on an altar surrounded by colossal walls with no knowledge of how you got here. You must discover the true meaning on this place and why you were chosen.”
This is a new custom Celtic themed RPG server that will immerse you into a fantasy world with Irish mythology.
The server has mixed features from game modes such as survival, prison and mob dungeons.
Here you will start off collecting basic tools, all with custom rarities and traits, which you will use to ascend the server ranks.
The ranks and in-game lore are in Irish and the path to achieving each rank is unclear upon your arrival.
(You will not need to know how to speak or read Irish to play, it’s only for immersion)
You will explore ruins, colossal mazes, excavate dig sites, fight through mob dungeons and mythological bosses in order to progress through the ranks