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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8873 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?