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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7417 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 559020 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?