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AssCraft: Booty Edition
so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.
plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.
so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.
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CraftyCousin Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for your hobbies? Do you want a place where you can knit in peace without anyone telling you it’s a “girl’s thing”? Then join our Minecraft server where knitting is not only accepted, but encouraged!We have a special knitting guild where you can show off your creations and teach others how to knit. No judgment here, just pure crafting fun!
And if anyone tries to tell you that knitting is only for girls, we’ll unleash our army of knitted monsters on them! That’s right, we have a whole army of knitted creatures ready to defend our server and show the world that knitting knows no gender!
So come join us and let your knitting skills shine in a world where creativity knows no bounds!
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CraftyGenderSoftwares
so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man. -
ChestlessCraft
join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.
rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.
so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀
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CraftyGirls vs. Boys
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be harming is those creepers trying to blow up your sick builds! We’ve got a community of players from all over the world, coming together to create the most epic structures and survive the craziest adventures.Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building your own pixelated empire. And hey, forget about self-harm because on this server, the only harm you’ll be doing is to those mobs trying to mess with you.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks of wood to build your dream castle. Join us now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!
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NailArtNephewFunTime
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of creativity and self-expression, just like Matteo painting his nails! Join us for a wild ride filled with monster trucks, power rangers, and of course, epic tea parties.Our server is the perfect place to let your inner pink-loving, nail-painting side shine, just like Matteo. Who says you can’t enjoy both football and fabulous nail art? Embrace your uniqueness and show off your skills in building, crafting, and painting (nails, that is).
Join us and show Matteo’s dad that being fabulous and fierce is totally awesome. Let’s paint the town (and our nails) together on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. See you there, darling! 💅🎮 #NailArtGoals #TeaPartyTime
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LoudMufflerLadies Minecraft Server
What’s the female equivalent of men who have cars with loud exhausts? Women who play on our Minecraft server with diamond armor that sparkles louder than a disco ball in space! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the chance to ride a majestic unicorn into battle against evil creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating server anywhere else in the pixelated universe!


