Join us and witness the chaos of an Islamic theocracy where guys are rocking crosses like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get us started on the fashion choices of the young women – bold and fearless, just like our server!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Iran’s not-so-Islamic dystopia along the way!
Our server is the perfect place for straight guys who are just a little bit curious. Come see if gay boys really do like abs as much as women do. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for both muscles and diversity!
But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So why wait? Join us now and let the abs-filled adventures begin!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
Come build your dream castle with your femboy or female friends, or maybe even both! The possibilities are endless, just like the confusion between femboy and female on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly femboy who roams the land at night, scaring unsuspecting players with his fabulous outfits and sassy attitude. Will you be brave enough to face him?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world where femboy and female are one and the same. It’s sure to be a gender-bending adventure you won’t soon forget!
Join us and bond with fellow players over fashion, teach each other creative makeup styles, and show off your most glamorous outfits before heading out on epic quests. Who knows, you might even inspire someone to embrace their natural leg hair like our player did with her niece!
But beware, not everyone on the server is as open-minded as we are. Watch out for the “shave police” who might try to kick you out for daring to be different. Remember, there’s more than one way to be a girly girl in our world.
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your fabulous flag fly high! Who needs smooth legs when you have diamond armor and a killer sense of style? It’s a virtual world where individuality reigns supreme, and where being yourself is the ultimate power-up. See you there, darling!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?
Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!
So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a ferocious pack of rainbow-colored llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries, defeat the chickens, and claim the treasure for yourself. Just remember, the answer to the question may not be as simple as it seems…
our server is so dope, even COVID-19 is scared to mess with us. we got potions that cure any sickness, including the dreaded flu and RSV. ain’t no virus gonna bring us down, we’re too busy building epic castles and riding pigs like they’re our trusty steeds.
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken like those cluckers in the coop. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and conquer like a boss!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Nations SMP | A server with lore, nations, a timeline, and more! |
| Customization | Players can be solo or part of a nation, with treecapitator and nations data pack for customization. |
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU |
Cabbage SMP is a nations SMP server with lore, nations, a timeline, and customization options such as treecapitator and nations data pack.
You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/BemDRHBU
You can play as a solo player living in a humble abode or hut, or you can be a king of a nation where you rule the server.
We have treecapitator and a nations data pack so you can customize your experience on the server.
We look forward to welcoming you to Cabbage SMP and hope you enjoy your time on the server!
Join now to witness the epic battle between the bride and her jealous bridesmaid, Emily. Will Emily show up to the wedding in a halter-top gown and steal the groom’s heart? Or will the bride kick her out for good, causing chaos and mayhem?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have drama and gossip in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Short-term events like Hunger Games, Manhunt, and Skyblock, occasional long-term survival servers |
| Features | No cosmetics or pay-to-win, simple, fun, vanilla experience |
| Community | Community first, Minecraft second |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/nBMg6Mx37q |
A: You can join the server by accessing the IP address or connecting through the provided Discord link.
A: Yes, we host short-term events like Hunger Games, Manhunt, and Skyblock, in addition to occasional long-term survival servers.
A: No, we do not offer any cosmetics or pay-to-win features. It’s all about a simple, fun, vanilla experience.
A: You can join our Discord server using the provided link and interact with other players, participate in events, and more!
