We got more friends than you can count, and they’re all online and ready to game with you.
Clubs and bars are so last season, join our server where the only teenage girls you’ll find are the ones building epic structures and slaying dragons.
And who needs hobbies full of middle-aged married women when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?
Join now and say goodbye to the real world, because once you enter our server, there’s no turning back.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!
Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good laugh and enjoy being part of ridiculous storylines. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in when you log on? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a group of chickens performing a synchronized dance routine, or witness a heated debate between two cows over who gets the last piece of grass.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if that fell into the wrong hands!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Sakura is involved.
| Server IP | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
Yes, cheats are permitted on this server.
Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
Aside from no spamming, players are encouraged to respect others and have fun.
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.
First of all, we have pigs that can fly. Yes, you heard me right. Flying pigs, bro.
Secondly, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. So you can mine and snack at the same time.
And last but not least, our creepers are trained to breakdance. Imagine being blown up by a dancing creeper, epic fail!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server ever!
But that’s not all – we have crazy drivers, wild road rage incidents, and even virtual traffic jams that will have you questioning your sanity. So why wait? Join now for a ride you’ll never forget (and probably won’t want to repeat in real life)!
Join us and experience a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Forget about likes and followers, on our server, the only approval you need is from your fellow players who will marvel at your insane building skills and epic adventures.
So why waste your time scrolling through endless feeds when you can join our server and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos? Say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Server Type | Whitelisted Vanilla Server |
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| Version | 1.21.4 |
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The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21.4. Recently reset chunks in the world. Numerous experienced builders on the server.
Have fun, enjoy the game, make friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required.
Recently reset most chunks in the world to be similar to a new world on 1.21.4. Mods include TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals. Minimal restrictions on client side mods.
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3. Check out the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel on Discord.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous terrain of our server, just like the blind wife in the story navigates through life. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any blindfolded challenges here (unless you want to try it for fun)!
Experience the thrill of protecting your kids from running off, just like the 4-year-old on our server who is a little flight risk. But don’t worry, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone stays in line (no leash required)!
And if you ever feel like you’re not pulling your weight, just remember that in Minecraft, everyone has a role to play. Whether you’re cooking meals, sweeping floors, or mining for diamonds, every contribution counts.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional family drama)!