But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who control the economy with their feathered wisdom. Will you be able to gain their trust and rise to the top of the chicken hierarchy?
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a mischievous group of dancing pandas. Will you be brave enough to face their funky moves and claim the loot for yourself?
So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few unexpected transformations along the way. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!
Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?
Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, building insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and of course, navigating the unexpected advances of Tgirls who just want to shake things up. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up becoming the queen of the server’s bottom hierarchy!
So come on and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.
Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret faction of ninja llamas who will trade you rare items for your most prized possessions (like that stack of dirt you’ve been hoarding). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly (kind of).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever created!
Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without judgment from your parents. No need to worry about leading men and women astray, unless you count leading them to your epic builds and creations!
Forget about homeschooling and public school drama, on our server, the only homework you’ll have is mining for diamonds and crafting epic weapons to defeat the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry, there’s no dress code here – you can wear your fanciest dress or your comfiest pajamas, it’s all good!
So come join us on our server and escape the madness of your family life. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly players. Just be careful not to fall for the creeper who’s always lurking around the corner!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?
Currently Our Server Has Economy , Clan , PvP Based Survival, Great Lobby, Parkour.
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| About |
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| World not started yet, Apply now to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start! |
| Features |
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| – Proximity voicechat (optional) |
| – Vanilla tweaks datapacks |
| – Coreprotect instead of land claim |
| – Hard difficulty |
| – Democracy for major server decisions |
| – Updates to new versions promptly |
| – Vanilla-like configs |
| – Friendly community |
| – Minigames and events |
| – Group projects |
| – No pay to win or voting to access stuff |
Apply here
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
Some quality of life datapacks are used, but overall it is mainly vanilla gameplay with added protection measures.
Major server decisions are voted on by the players through a democracy system.
Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing.
Updates to new versions are implemented soon after they are released.
Forget about your job woes and immerse yourself in a world where you can build anything your heart desires. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, the only limit is your imagination.
And the best part? No need to worry about calling in sick or dealing with office politics. On our server, you can take all the time you need to relax and recharge, without any judgment or pressure to return to work.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft cure your blues. Who needs a job when you can have this much fun?
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can slay any mob with a single swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe haunts the mines, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine without permission. So grab your enchanted armor and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)
