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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6033 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
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