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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2231 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?