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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8409 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 783 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?