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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2489 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
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so, if u wanna experience a whole new level of minecraft where climate change is, like, the ultimate matchmaker, then u gotta join our server, dude! it’s gonna be, like, the craziest adventure of ur life!
