so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com because, like, we have this secret potion that makes your character super buff and able to defeat any mob in one hit. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of ninja turtles who were tired of fighting crime and decided to start a minecraft server instead. also, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride dragons and battle unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, right? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!
Pixel Peace Accord: Gender Power
BlockyLove Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u why u gotta join this server. first off, did u know that Liechtenstein Marriage Equality Law just took effect on this server? that’s right, u can marry ur minecraft buddy and have a big ol’ wedding in the virtual world. ain’t that just wild?but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy. and guess what? there’s a dragon there that farts glitter. i ain’t kiddin’, this server is straight up bonkers.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.
DruzeQueenSuwaidaGov
hey u! ya u! r u lookin for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got a syrian government that’s so wild, they put a druze minority woman as governor in suwaida! that’s right, she’s the third woman to hold an official position under the new government and she’s killin it!come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! build ur own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even meet a talking sheep! our server is so epic, even herobrine is scared to log on! so what r u waitin for? join now and let the madness begin!
Blocky Gender Equality Fun
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
Breadwinner Battle Royale
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BREAD THAN A BAKERY! WE GOT 34% MALE BREADWINNERS AND ONLY 5% FEMALE BREADWINNERS, SO YOU KNOW WE GOT THAT BREAD ON LOCK. IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER WHERE THE MEN BRING HOME THE BACON AND THE WOMEN BRING HOME THE WHOLE PIG, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. WE EVEN GOT WIVES OUT HERE MAKIN’ MORE MONEY THAN THEIR HUSBANDS, CAUSIN’ CHAOS AND SHAKIN’ THINGS UP. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP, BREADWINNER STYLE!DruzeCraft: SouthernGovFun
u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? A minecraft server run by a Druze woman from Syria! She’s gonna build u the most epic southern province u ever seen in ur life. Picture this: u log on and u see camels ridin’ around, belly dancin’ villagers, and a giant hummus fountain in the middle of town square.But wait, there’s more! She’s gonna have special events like sandstorm survival challenges, where u gotta build a shelter outta cactus before u get blown away. And every full moon, she’s gonna summon a genie to grant u three wishes (but no wishin’ for more wishes, that’s just greedy).
So come on down to this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur wifi connection, but we won’t talk about that). Join now and let the Druze magic take u on a journey u won’t soon forget!
BlockyBankLady
omg guyysss u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like syria’s new gov appointing maysaa sabrine as first woman to lead central bank LMAO u know it’s gonna be lit af. imagine all the crazy shizz that’s gonna go down in this server, like maysaa sabrine riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. u gotta be there to witness the madness and chaos, it’s gonna be epic. join now before the server explodes with awesomeness!!!MineCraftyFeministRevolt
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the Taliban be all up in here tryna shut down all the NGOs in Afghanistan if they keep employin’ women! But on this server, we be all about equality and freedom, so come join us and help fight against the Taliban with your epic building skills and survival tactics! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the women workers and protect them from the Taliban’s wrath. So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy virtual world!HolyCraft: Israeli Women vs Ultra-Orthodox Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where israeli women are taking on ultra-orthodox military exemptions by building giant pixel art of themselves kicking butt! join the fun and help them fight for equality in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles on this server! join now and be part of the revolution!GirlPower Minecraft SMP
OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!