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UncleBlock Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about family gatherings and gender roles.On our server, you won’t have to worry about serving guests or cleaning up after them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. And if anyone dares to ask you for a beer while you’re in the middle of a quest, you can just tell them to go mine their own resources!
Join us now and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs family gatherings when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise there won’t be any community meetings about your behavior – unless it involves griefing someone’s base, of course. So come on over and let the fun begin!
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CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.
not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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HerstorySMP – Best Time for Women
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner queen bee? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!Join us for a server where women reign supreme and men are just there to fetch us diamonds. We’ve got custom plugins that turn all the mobs into adorable kittens, because who needs creepers when you can have cuddly fluffballs roaming around?
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous female pirate who will guide you to buried treasure if you can solve her riddles. And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where all the blocks turn into candy.
So come on, ladies! Grab your pickaxes and come join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who run the world? Girls! And we run this server too!




