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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1441 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 46 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.