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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1962 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.